Friday Funny 1362: Police Blotter from a Rich Neighborhood

>> Friday, November 24, 2017

More funny things posted all day on my NEW Tumblr: HAPPY WEEKEND!!


Friday Funny 1361: Family Brings Joy

Tis the season: lots of time with family, and all the joy they can bring.

Lots more funny things posted all week long on my NEW Tumblr:


Friday Funny 1360: Kids Suck at Hide and Seek

Tag yourself: I'm the boy in the lampshade.

Lots more funnies on my NEW Tumblr:


"Cycle Ball" - AKA Bike Soccer

>> Wednesday, November 22, 2017

I just saw a video about soccer. With bikes. Sweet baby Jesus these men have control:

Here's another video that's the entire first half (7:00) of a game:

The video above starts off slower, but then there's more scoring in the last half of this video. And look at those perfect track stands at the 1:35 point! Holy hell!

Finally, here's a real slick video showing 2 guys training and practicing their shooting (as part of a wheel advertisement):

Who wants to take up a new sport with me? And everyone else should invest in medical supply companies, because I'll be buying a lot of gauze, ointment, and ice packs next year...


First Decent Week of "Off Season" Training

>> Monday, November 20, 2017

After 2 weeks off from running (which included 1 week off from any sort of biking or swimming as well), I now actually feel good regarding my training again. Last week was nothing special, but it had nice consistent workouts, and it looked like this:

That's 2 swims (100s and a ladder swim) for 3700 yards, 2 rides (30 miles outdoor and 70 mins on the trainer for about 52 "miles" total), and 3 runs (just easy or moderate efforts) that got me over 20 miles for the week. Nothing fancy, but still nice.

Oh, and regarding the swims: looking at my 15x100 workout, it's not apparent that I'd taken over a month off in the pool (ankle issues since the TC 10 Mile on Oct 1). I averaged 1:25 which isn't unusual. However, in the ladder workout later in the week, my time off in the pool was apparent. My "longer" intervals of 300 and 400 were slower. I lose endurance in the pool quickly, but my speed sticks around. My 400 was 6:12, when before taking the time off in the pool, I could do that decently under 6. And one of my 300s was 4:37, when lately I can keep them all under 4:30. I'll work my way back over the next 6 weeks or so.

I don't have any race on the schedule yet, so I'm just sort of "maintaining" and going into base building.


Dirty Leg and First Grade Conferences

>> Sunday, November 19, 2017

A few days ago, I went on a ride where it was 39-41 degrees, and it was a little damp. I had lots of splatter on my calf-sleeve-covered legs. When I got home and took off my calf sleeves, I had a pretty clear line on my legs where they were:

Dirty knee and pale clean skin.

Then, 2 days later, we had Henry's first-grade conferences. My wife posted this:

... and as a follow up, she posted these 2 photos with the caption "Really. Seriously. Totally my kid:"

My wife had more teeth, but my son has more ears.


Friday Funny 1359: Funny Workout Shirts

>> Friday, November 17, 2017

For the nerds. I love this one.

My brother-in-law just asked me this regarding me re-telling the story
of how he nearly electrocuted me while doing our kitchen renovation 10 years ago.

If you liked those, then check out this post from a few months ago with MORE funny workout shirts.

And check out my NEW funny tumblr page:


Friday Funny 1358: Stock Photo Musical Instrument Fails

As a photographer, I love good/bad stock photography. Here are 14 stock photography models struggling with their instruments. (via)

More funny things posted all day on my NEW Tumblr page:


Friday Funny 1357: Weird Cars

When you want a Camry... and a truck.

The old lady who lived in a shoe?

Sorry 'bout your penis, bro.

More weird cars in this post from earlier this year.

Lots more funny stuff on my NEW Tumblr:



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